Youre not just a blunt. This isnt a private affair after work.
This is an event. Youre the Big Doobie.
The Blunt Master. This is a Super Bowl, New Years Eve, 4/20, Martin Luther King Jr.
Day blunt. Five guys threw down on this thing and they still tapped out on it before it was done.
It left the curtains smelling long after mom and dad got back in town. So dont be surprised if you end up getting passed around a little while wearing this costumeits not chill to hang onto you for too long.
Youre legal now in some states, baby! Probably not the best choice for chaperoning a second-grade Halloween party, but it might be a hit at Grandmas retirement home bashyou know, chronic pain, memories of the 60s and all.
You might want to avoid airports. But wear your beliefs loud and proud far away from any federal law enforcement in our blunt costume!
This Big Doobie Costume is 100 polyesternot smokable! Youll have to stitch some wraps together if you actually want a blunt this big.
It has a polyester brown tunic with a burgundy band displaying the unsubtle Blunt Master logo. Whats Blunt Master?
You is, brah! The costume has a lei of giant (polyester, sorry) marijuana leaves that attaches to the collar with Hook and Loop fastener.
Again, not smokeable. We cant help you on sourcing that.
But walking around in this costume probably wont hurt in hooking up with other lovers of the herb!