Its been a long, hard road for the modern cryptozoologist. We all know that the world s filled with all sorts of strange beasts.
You only need to look at the first page of deep sea creatures to recognize that there are definitely aliens and strange monsters living among us. You dont even need to look very deep, though.
You can find a whole mess of odd ducks roaming right on the surface world. The platypus?
Lets be honest: thats a monster! A furry poisonous egg-laying omniterrain creature?
A duck-beaver? With poison!
? Really, who unleashed Pokemon into the real world?
But, despite all the practical evidence that there are some weird creatures in our world, the poor hunters trying to prove the existence of some of the most notorious myths only get laughed at. Granted, the shots weve seen of Nessie and the Chubacabra arent great but it doesnt take much suspension of disbelief to accept that some of the beasties might exist!
Well, folks, it is time to try some new tactics. Instead of quietly trying to catch the Sasquatch on film, how about you try to lure one out with this Adult Big Foot costume.
The golden brown faux fur jumpsuit will be a convincing start to any wandering missing link and might even catch the attention of vacationing abominable snowmen! The mask is a fur hood with molded vinyl face and ears that perfectly match the rest of the look.
Gloves and shoe covers ensure that you dont lose your convincing stance. All you need now is to practice the right call and those Sasquatches will be coming to invite you to the annual Big Feet BBQ!
Just make sure that you dont get caught by other cryptozoologists or this could really backfire on you!
Sasquatch Sighting The elusive Sasquatch. Campers and hikers have been touting Sasquatch sightings for years, but he always seems to avoid detection.
Now its time to display your inner Sasquatch and feed your wild side. Suit up with this Jack Link's Costume.
Let your friend finally get the chance to see Sasquatch face-to-face. Design & Details Crafted to give you the full Sasquatch experience, this costume is officially licensed from Jack Link's, the brand dedicated to feeding your wild side!
This is the plus size version of our Jack Link's costume and it starts with a full-body jumpsuit that's covered in a thick layer of faux fur. The front has a vinyl chest piece with muscles molded into it.
The mask, which has molded details to recreate the character's face, also has a thick layer of faux fur covering the exterior. To finish off the look, the costume comes with a pair of vinyl gloves and a pair of feet.
All of it combines for a look that will help you get in touch with your wild side.
Sasquatch Sighting The elusive Sasquatch. Campers and hikers have been touting Sasquatch sightings for years, but he always seems to avoid detection.
Now its time to display your inner Sasquatch and feed your wild side. Suit up with this Jack Link's Costume.
Let your friend finally get the chance to see Sasquatch face-to-face. Design & Details Crafted to give you the full Sasquatch experience, this costume is officially licensed from Jack Link's, the brand dedicated to feeding your wild side!
This is the plus size version of our Jack Link's costume and it starts with a full-body jumpsuit that's covered in a thick layer of faux fur. The front has a vinyl chest piece with muscles molded into it.
The mask, which has molded details to recreate the character's face, also has a thick layer of faux fur covering the exterior. To finish off the look, the costume comes with a pair of vinyl gloves and a pair of feet.
All of it combines for a look that will help you get in touch with your wild side.
Your Wild Side is Calling Don't ignore it. When your wild side calls, you have to answer.
If you let your wild side go to voicemail, it's like letting your life turn into the line at the DMV. You know who never waits in the line at the DMV?
Sasquatch. Not to be confused with a nameless bigfoot, Sasquatch always answers the call.
He's true to himself. He runs through the woods with nothing but the fur on his back and a healthy hunger for life in his stomach.
We should all aim to be a little more like Sasquatch, and Jack Link's is here to help you be more like him with this Jack Link's Sasquatch Costume! Design & Details It's time to answer the call.
If you want to take a bite out of life, just like Sasquatch, then you're ready to wear this officially licensed costume. It comes with a full-body jumpsuit, which is completely covered in a thick layer of brown faux fur.
It also has a molded vinyl chest piece that boasts the look of Sasquatch's sculpted muscles. Of course, it comes with a mask, which has realistic molded features and more faux fur.
Then, to make your transformation complete, the costume comes with a pair of molded vinyl gloves and feet. When your wild side calls, you'll be ready to answer it when you have this Jack Link's Sasquatch Costume!
Itmustbe a lonely life for Bigfoot. There can't be many of his kind outtherealthough he's been seen among the mountains, in the flat plains, and even in the rural Americanmid-west.
Whatanimalsdoes hecommunicatewith? We'd imagine the squirrels are way too chatty and the deer would be too skittish to get close to the giant hairy man-beast.
Maybe that's why he is sometimes seen stalking the outskirts of farms or lingering near popular trails, he just wants to make a friend that won't take a picture of him and post it on the internet. It's not like Bigfoot doesn't want to be a part of society.
It's said that he's made several attempts togetinvolvedthroughout history. At the height of the lumberjack era, Bigfoot was spotted log rolling on a river with some plaid clad friends.
About a decade later Bigfoot was spotted near that same river,hoeing avegetablegarden while an extremely hairy and long armed toddler playednearby. While no one has reported any sightings from that area since, it's said that, hundreds of years later, many of the locals can grow impressive Auburn facial hair and seem quite tall and ape like.
We'll let you draw your own conclusions. If you want to celebrate Bigfoot'ssocial sidethen you'll love this remarkable ensemble.
This jumpsuit has lush brown fur with tough looking chest and stomach pads. The sleeves are finished by paw like gloves with orange finger pads and the shoe covers have padded toes.
You'll feel cozy whether you're indoors or wandering through the woods with a furry hood and molded face mask. Now, if you really want to get popular we suggest log rolling.
Who knows, you might even get your own ad campaign!