Voodoo

You ever had a fear that somebody would try to control you? It doesn't seem like too difficult of a thing to do.

You just make a generally evil looking kind of doll out of an old burlap sack, add a few buttons for eyes, sew on a mouth, and stick a hair or two of your victim. Suddenly you can make them do whatever you want them to do.

Sounds pretty awesome, right? Of course it does until you realize someone could just as easily do it to you!

We might be able to give you some good advice to protect yourself from potential voodoo doll induced mind control. One of the best ways to do this is go entirely bald and always completely incinerate any hair that you cut off your body.

This way, nobody can put a speck of your DNA on those terrifying little playthings. If you are a little attached to your hair and don't have a flamethrower at your house, you can always hide from everybody for the rest of your life.

that way you don't have to do anything with the fear of upsetting someone. The only problem is your family might be a little upset that they never see you anymore, so they will probably voodoo the heck out of you until you show up at the family Thanksgiving dinner.

We do have one last solution that might work. It could also potentially turn you into a super villain.

You could become the doll! Just throw on this sweet uniform and not only will you not be able to be controlled, but you can also control anybody else you want while you're at it!

How could selling this costume to anyone possible go wrong?

You ever had a fear that somebody would try to control you? It doesn't seem like too difficult of a thing to do.

You just make a generally evil looking kind of doll out of an old burlap sack, add a few buttons for eyes, sew on a mouth, and stick a hair or two of your victim. Suddenly you can make them do whatever you want them to do.

Sounds pretty awesome, right? Of course it does until you realize someone could just as easily do it to you!

We might be able to give you some good advice to protect yourself from potential voodoo doll induced mind control. One of the best ways to do this is go entirely bald and always completely incinerate any hair that you cut off your body.

This way, nobody can put a speck of your DNA on those terrifying little playthings. If you are a little attached to your hair and don't have a flamethrower at your house, you can always hide from everybody for the rest of your life.

that way you don't have to do anything with the fear of upsetting someone. The only problem is your family might be a little upset that they never see you anymore, so they will probably voodoo the heck out of you until you show up at the family Thanksgiving dinner.

We do have one last solution that might work. It could also potentially turn you into a super villain.

You could become the doll! Just throw on this sweet uniform and not only will you not be able to be controlled, but you can also control anybody else you want while you're at it!

How could selling this costume to anyone possible go wrong?

You ever had a fear that somebody would try to control you? It doesn't seem like too difficult of a thing to do.

You just make a generally evil looking kind of doll out of an old burlap sack, add a few buttons for eyes, sew on a mouth, and stick a hair or two of your victim. Suddenly you can make them do whatever you want them to do.

Sounds pretty awesome, right? Of course it does until you realize someone could just as easily do it to you!

We might be able to give you some good advice to protect yourself from potential voodoo doll induced mind control. One of the best ways to do this is go entirely bald and always completely incinerate any hair that you cut off your body.

This way, nobody can put a speck of your DNA on those terrifying little playthings. If you are a little attached to your hair and don't have a flamethrower at your house, you can always hide from everybody for the rest of your life.

that way you don't have to do anything with the fear of upsetting someone. The only problem is your family might be a little upset that they never see you anymore, so they will probably voodoo the heck out of you until you show up at the family Thanksgiving dinner.

We do have one last solution that might work. It could also potentially turn you into a super villain.

You could become the doll! Just throw on this sweet uniform and not only will you not be able to be controlled, but you can also control anybody else you want while you're at it!

How could selling this costume to anyone possible go wrong?

You ever had a fear that somebody would try to control you? It doesn't seem like too difficult of a thing to do.

You just make a generally evil looking kind of doll out of an old burlap sack, add a few buttons for eyes, sew on a mouth, and stick a hair or two of your victim. Suddenly you can make them do whatever you want them to do.

Sounds pretty awesome, right? Of course it does until you realize someone could just as easily do it to you!

We might be able to give you some good advice to protect yourself from potential voodoo doll induced mind control. One of the best ways to do this is go entirely bald and always completely incinerate any hair that you cut off your body.

This way, nobody can put a speck of your DNA on those terrifying little playthings. If you are a little attached to your hair and don't have a flamethrower at your house, you can always hide from everybody for the rest of your life.

that way you don't have to do anything with the fear of upsetting someone. The only problem is your family might be a little upset that they never see you anymore, so they will probably voodoo the heck out of you until you show up at the family Thanksgiving dinner.

We do have one last solution that might work. It could also potentially turn you into a super villain.

You could become the doll! Just throw on this sweet uniform and not only will you not be able to be controlled, but you can also control anybody else you want while you're at it!

How could selling this costume to anyone possible go wrong?

Here's a scenario: It's two hours until the costume party, so you have two and a half hours until you're blurring the line between what might be considered "fashionably late." You have the costume you've wanted for months ready to go, your makeup is perfect, and the party favors are in your bag.

Now it's time to pair all that with a gothic hairstyle and complete your spooky image. Styling your hair is often a time-consuming, frustrating, and difficult process of trial and error, so why risk that crucial final bow atop your perfect costume with messy dyes and imperfect straighteners?

(Don't let the robots win, we always say). Avoid the mess and the stress with this Adult Doll Wig and you'll be as goth as you imagined in a snap.

Extra Sass in Your Step You're looking forward to your costume. It's sweet.

It's sexy. It's the perfect costume for you.

Here's the thing, though, you're the type of person who knows how to ramp up an ensemble. A cute skirt can always be paired with a classy pair of tights.

A gorgeous hairstyle can easily be complemented by a pair of earrings. Rocking a sweet sweater?

Dangle a few bracelets from those lovely wrists. But when you're about to wear a costume, that's an opportunity to take your accessory skills to a whole new level.

Looking to amp up your fit and flare costume? This petticoat is the way to go!

Product Details Petticoats are a great way to amp up any short skirt and add extra flounce. The skirt has an elastic band and a soft to the touch top for a comfortable fit.

The tiers of netting are trimmed with a glossy black satin border to make it look gorgeous when it's peeking out from under your skirt. Royals to Robbers This pretty petticoat will work under a variety of different costumes.

Whether you're a dangerous heroine with a bow and arrow or you're a witty Queen, waltzing around her very own ballroom, every costume could use a little more flounce!